Online Debating T-Shirts

"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

"Well, you don't have a clue about anything, but you have an opinion on every subject. It's a pity that being a facebook commentator isn't a job you can make a living from."

"It's been nearly twenty minutes since I totally over-reacted to something I read online."

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Unsocial Networking.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."