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Social Media Hater

Hate Platforms

The Proust of Twitter

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Diner is served

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

Net Neutrality

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"It's the first law of social media."

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."