Digital Dad Gifts

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Hi. I'm a new dad. Do you have an app for that?'

Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.

"You know, son, you can always ask me anything... if you can't find it on Google first!"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

Quality Time Together

'Look at him with his iDad...'

'Is childhood getting shorter or longer? I'm confused.'

'Dad's talking to his imaginary friends again.'

'Daddy's busy right now, but I'm pretty sure you can download some nature to your tablet.'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

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"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

At the modern antenatal class.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'