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"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.

"You know, son, you can always ask me anything... if you can't find it on Google first!"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

Quality Time Together

'Look at him with his iDad...'

'Is childhood getting shorter or longer? I'm confused.'

'Dad's talking to his imaginary friends again.'

'Daddy's busy right now, but I'm pretty sure you can download some nature to your tablet.'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Today's Mothers Day!

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

At the modern antenatal class.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."