Digital Currency Debater Pillows

Crypto-Corruption

Bought Bitcoin futures without being warned about flash crashes.

"I'm a professional bitcoin blackmailer."

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

The Proust of Twitter

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

The First Asshole

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"He created Bitecoin."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"