Currency Debate Pillows

The Euro? No, thank you!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

'Do you think that's wise?'

Political convention

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."