Currency Debaters Pillows

"I'm not sure about this battle, Wallace. I mean... If we win, can we still keep the pound?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

Yellow Vests

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.