Digital Currency Debater Prints

Bought Bitcoin futures without being warned about flash crashes.

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

The Proust of Twitter

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"He created Bitecoin."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."