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Domestic Superheroes!!

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I don't do windows."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform