Digital Cleaner-upper Prints

Spamicide

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I don't do windows."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Bathroom Fairy

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Not guilty?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

TV and cleaner

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'