Digital Cleaning Enthusiast Prints

PC Cleaner

The Computer Bore

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sweep the board.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

America Off-line.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head