Digital Cleanup Crew Pillows

'The computer's down again.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate people using the cloud."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Wet wipe?"

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

E-mail

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'What'd I miss?'

"They keep tabs open, they never reboot me, and they never delete my temporary files. Yet, they curse at e when I'm running slow. How is this fair?"

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

"You're good at decluttering your browser bookmarks, too bad it doesn't extend to your office."

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"My New Year's resolution? Move entirely to the cloud so I can get rid of all these software boxes!"

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

"You should really clean up your desktop."

'I'm drowning in Spam!'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

Spam emails

"To make the plane lighter to save time and fuel, we'd like everyone with a computer to delete their large files."