Digital Cleanup Crew Pillows

'The computer's down again.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Wet wipe?"

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

E-mail

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Some vacation. Yeah. No internet. No cell phone. No texting. What are we supposed to do?

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'What'd I miss?'

"You're good at decluttering your browser bookmarks, too bad it doesn't extend to your office."

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

"My New Year's resolution? Move entirely to the cloud so I can get rid of all these software boxes!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

"They keep tabs open, they never reboot me, and they never delete my temporary files. Yet, they curse at e when I'm running slow. How is this fair?"

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

Spamicide

PC Cleaner

'I'm drowning in Spam!'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

"You should really clean up your desktop."