Digital Classrooms Pillows

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

The History Teacher

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'The cloud ate my homework.'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Breakout Room

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'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"I virtually finished my homework."