Digital Classrooms Pillows

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

The History Teacher

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'The cloud ate my homework.'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

Breakout Room

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

www.canyoudomyhomeworkforme.com

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."