Digital Age Kids Prints

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Newborns on cell phones

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Mobile connections

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

The Modern Apple

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."