Growing Up In The Digital Age Prints

"Describing it as a life-changing experience that will haunt you for years to come may be a little dramatic. After all, our Internet was only down for an hour."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Statue of liberty selfie

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Newborns on cell phones

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

The revised 12 days of Christmas