Digital Age Kids T-Shirts

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Statue of liberty selfie

Newborns on cell phones

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Modern Baby Mobiles

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

The Modern Apple

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

Mobile connections

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."