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Andy somehow becomes incarcerated with an archaeologist-turned convicted felon.

Pyramid Dig.

The Computer Bore

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sunbathers.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

How Gary got his groove back.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."