Dig Site Enthusiast Prints

Andy somehow becomes incarcerated with an archaeologist-turned convicted felon.

Pyramid Dig.

The Computer Bore

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sunbathers.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

How Gary got his groove back.