Difficult Times Pillows

Sympathetic Friends

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Meditation

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

PEP TALKS!

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

Marriage Guidance: 'Next!'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

'Thanks for being there.'

"But that's the problem - I can remember EVERYTHING!!"

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

'I often come here to unwind.'

"I spy with my little eye something heading toward divorce."

Dark cloud.

"Could I interest you in a silver lining?"

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

'Fred's had a rough day. He was laid off, run down, set up, and now he's fit to be tied.'

"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."

Sad girl

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Pawn Shop: See us at your next inconvenience.

"Hurry up."

Alligator climbs on roof with man in storm.