Experiencing An Economic Crisis Pillows

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

More Toxic Assets.

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

"Could I interest you in a silver lining?"

Stephen Harper meets Papandreou in Greece

German help for Greece

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

'Those were years of such ambitious plans ... before the money ran out.'

Shipwrecked Icelandic bank...

Pawn Shop: See us at your next inconvenience.

'Cuts are everywhere these days, mate.'

"The dealer will allow me to return the limo if my investments go bad."

"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!"