Coping With Economic Hardship Pillows

'Those were years of such ambitious plans ... before the money ran out.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Homeowner please help."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'Former stockbroker, took my own advice. Please help!'

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

"Married a local musician"

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'

Costs outweigh the Benefits. Please Help.