Dealing With Financial Hardship Pillows

Why don't you spend Christmas with me?..I'm having pigeon.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Homeowner please help."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

Financial life preserver

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

No Money

Panhandling Pennybags

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"Married a local musician"