Facing Financial Hardship Pillows

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Homeowner please help."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."