Dealing With Financial Hardship Mugs

Why don't you spend Christmas with me?..I'm having pigeon.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Sales

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

No Money

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Financial life preserver

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Homeowner please help."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'Former stockbroker, took my own advice. Please help!'

"Married a local musician"

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."