Difficult Gift Receivers Gifts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"It is my place!"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

The three wise cats were bearing slightly less practical gifts.

'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'

Christmas package.

Vampire picking up his blood delivery (Type O, Type A, and Type B).

"It was heaven before this."

'Get her a teddy bear I said, not a bear in a teddy!'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

The Golden Book of Lying & Cheating

Seltzer paste.

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

Ockham chooses a razor

Very rough-looking tattooed thug on his way to the 'Gentlemen'.

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

"If you change a couple numbers on you expiration date, you'll be old enough to buy us beer."

"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"

'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

"Did Jesus receive less presents because his birthday is on Christmas like mine?"

'Having numerous children is not that bad: I get loads of presents on Mothers' Day...'

'What did you get him?'

'Don't bother wrapping her. We'll just take a doggie bag.'

'In caes it isn't quite what you wanted,I've kept the receipt...!!!'