Dieting Journey Fellow Pillows

'Where's the spare tire, Jack?'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

The Catkins Diet

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

'As a measure of last resort we could divide you into two people.'

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'Core!'

'YOU MAKE ME SICK!!'

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.

Richter Scale

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

"Oh no! Who's been eating my food?"

'Gosh, Frank, you're just a shadow of you former self.'

You're overweight...about three kegs of beer overweight!

'And I guess we better make it a diet cola'

Clancy: Wishful Shrinking

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'