Dieting Hopeful Prints

"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Fat man on scales.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Shrink

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'