Hopeful Slimmer Prints

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Diet Sugar House.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

Graduation Day 2020

Employment Office.

"How's the diet going?"

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

Woman at Nutrition Center has desk in and out boxes labeled Fat On and Fat Off.

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

Slimming World

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"I think next year things will really be different."

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

'That virtual gym app isn't working for you."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'My trick for looking slimmer is to only have friends who are fatter than me - not you, of course...'

'I've really cut back on the pasta. If I'm somehow chosen, I'm determined to fit in the medium-sized vestments.'

'Well done Mrs Fogherty. That's another three pounds you've lost this week, that will be three pounds please.'

Attempting to eradicate poverty - please help