Diet-conscious Dreamer Prints

Diet Sugar House.

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Dieting Motivation.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Shrink

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Woman and scales.

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.