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'Say cheese.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Chocs away.

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International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Your bone."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

Toad roadkill.

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

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Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

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