Dietary Trailblazer Pillows

'Say cheese.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Chocs away.

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International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Your bone."

Odd Spas

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

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