Dietary Skeptic Pillows

'Fashion prevails!'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Please don't kill me."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Gullib-Os

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health