Dietary Practices T-Shirts

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

The discovery of asparagus.

"Two vegans, please."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Macho Vegetarian

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"You won’t need refills."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

“Children hate me.”