Dietary Choice Debater T-Shirts

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'You need a more balanced diet.'

The Atkins Diet.

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."