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'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Before/After

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"You won’t need refills."

Macho Vegetarian

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'