Diet Dilemmas Fan Pillows

Advent fridge

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"