
'Do you want the regular IV or fat-free?'
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'Do you want the regular IV or fat-free?'
Moses leads his people to the dessert.
'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'
Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.
'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'
Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'
'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'
Eve reads sign: Try the new apple diet lose pounds instantly.
The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.
"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'
'She was always very proud of her figure.'
'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'
Slimming of the Year Awards
"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."
'Get slim. Ask me how.'
Fat free food and food free fat.
'4 SCOPES OF CHOCOLATE CRISP? THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS, LADY!'
'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'
'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'
"I sure wish I could lose those last five pounds."
'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'
'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'
'There's a thin person inside you struggling to get out, sir -- I'm afraid you're under arrest.'
Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'
'I sent those stupid U.S. military advisors home -- they said I should lose weight!'
'You're a real heavyweight. Take it any way you like.'
Diet Food - Will Only Aid Slimming as Part of a Cigarette Diet
'I've lost fifteen pounds! — the era of big government is over!'
'I hope you like it -- it's fat-free blubber.'
Years later, during the low carb craze, she became known simply as 'Mary had a lotta lamb.'
'What about my grandfather then... He ate whatever he liked and still lived to be 38!'
Slimming salon offers to take pounds off (your purse).
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'
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