Diet Breaker T-Shirts

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I'm a monster."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'So, how did the crash diet go?'

Spanx Tells Me No

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'