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'What does rebuttal mean?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Final words on gravestones.

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Since I took over the department, I've turned it around 360 degrees.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Internet Cafe

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Brain storm

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"For those of you who don't know Mr. Ingham—he's our institutional memory."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."