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'What does rebuttal mean?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

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"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Final words on gravestones.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Since I took over the department, I've turned it around 360 degrees.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Brain storm

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Internet Cafe

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"For those of you who don't know Mr. Ingham—he's our institutional memory."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'