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'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

I could have danced all night!

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

Ruff

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Bow

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

John Woodvine

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Pavlova's dogs.

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

Amber Laura Heard

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Social butterfly

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'