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Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

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In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

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"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

We have control of you brain.

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

Dictionary Publishing Inc. May I have a word with you?

'What does unaware mean?'

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

Wendell has a strange feeling that he has seen this word before.

Book surgery.

Foreign Language Books

"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

'Giddy-up: (interjection), a command to a horse to make it start or go faster... So, that's what he's been meaning all these years...'

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

'Don't look now, Kevin. But I think you're being googled.'

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