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"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

In - Out - Pending.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

The power of the blog.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."