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'And to my teenage grandchildren, I leave my unused phone minutes.'

"The main reason Bob trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous."

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'The trash won't empty by clicking on the trash icon. You will have to physically take it out.'

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

Computer generation - embryo in the womb plays computer games.

New Technology making once 'whizz kids' into their dads

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

E-Vote

"I'm Jum and I own 50,000 domain names. I'm a recovering domain name hoarder. It's been 87 days since I've bought a domain name."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'She posted her first blog today.'

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Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Mom, I need a push.'

The power of the blog.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."