Typing Dynamo Pillows

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Lovely dovetail."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

A holiday at home

In - Out - Pending.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The power of the blog.

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Origami time!

Shop Lifting

Handy-lion

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.