Diagnosis Of Memory Loss T-Shirts

"I don't know who you are!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Remembering His Marbles

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

Lost and forgotten department

"How's your memory?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

"Now where did I park my car?"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

Colin would go to any lengths to hide the fact that he found it difficult to remember names,

"...and what are your earliest memories?"

Never Forgets, Sometimes Forgets, and Always Forgets.

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"And, as a child, …. Did you have a suspicious nature?"

'Remember me?'

"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

Memory Foam - "what page was I on?" "84."