Diagnosis Diva Gifts

"Test results are back - you have...everything."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Modern Novel.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Out.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Disco Bunny.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

You make me feel like dancing!

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Influence this."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm