Devilishly Rockin' Souls Gifts

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Cat Tie

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'Too dressy?'

The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Ginger was born to dance.

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Reproduction Furniture

Marathon in Hell.

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

Pumpkin Painting

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"The Bells, The Bells."

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Amid all the chaos, I'm just grateful to have a job where I can work from home."

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

Haman as a child

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"He loved the beach."

Pope Tour

Ready to Sell out. Please help.

"Hello, is this 999?"

Cut out and keep your own Nun.

'Hey! Mellow out you idiots - This is supposed to be a still life!'

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

Oh, don't worry about the mess, Mom... this will be your best Valentines Day card EVER!