Devilishly Funny Cartoon Fan Pillows

Ignorance Begets chaos

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Social Distancing Club

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Santa's Helpers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor