Devilish Cooks Gifts

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

The mission: Impossible burger.

Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"It's fondue night!"

Roadkill Restaurant

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"I think it's past it's sell by date."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

New From Why? Books

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.