Daredevil Cook Gifts

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.